Thursday, March 25, 2010

"Get It Together" - Beastie Boys Featuring Q-Tip AKA Me and B-Saw

(Mm, Burping sound, Ah, Uh, Eh, Eh, Ooh, Ee, Ah, Eh, Ooh)

(Me)
1-2 1-2 Keep It On
Listen When Stump's Out Because We Stand Until Dawn
Listen During Resources While It's Going On
Listen To The All-Agency, Come On And Don't You Yawn
Because 8 ain't as Dark as 7 Main
Listen To Buz As He's Struttin' Past The Red Vein.

(Buz)
I'm B-Saw, And I Saw, And I See, And I Jaw
And I Can't Help, But Lay Down the Law
See I've Got Cred Like Dave Said
Sticking Fat Heads
Joining Fat Bastard
And I'll Be Running on the Tread

I'm The B To The U To The Z, And It's A Fact
The Emails I Fire Out The Topic Is Hires Now
And My Grammar's Not Wow, But Fuck It
Let Me Get Down To The Subject
Yes That's Spelled Right And It's Time To Write
Like Jesse Venture, The Body Copy
Look Closely At This Shit 'Cuz Its About To Get Sloppie
Pen and Sword and Somethin' About Might

Get It Together, Get It Together
Whose Fucking Phone is Ringing, Oh My God
Get It Together
See What's Happening

(Me)
Buz In The Office And On The Phoney
The Convos Looking Weird Who You Think It Is? Sony?
Nah It's Sharp And The Play Call Is So Knee
Because Game Is Over And He's Soprano Like Tony
So Why All The Fight And Fuck the Plea
Because We Got ABC
And A Little Client That Starts With E
Plus Some Dude Named Jordan And Hana's Beni

(Buz)
WK NY MD And I'm Also A Pilot
Just Ask Roy Crane In Case You Don't Buy It
Not That Quiet And Ready For A Riot
Well, I Might Wear Pink But You Won't Catch Me Wearing Violet
When I'm Gone, Word Is Bond
If Your Phone Rings In A Meeting, It Still Will Be Wrong
I Don't Think I'm Slick Nor Do I Play Like I'm Hard
I'm Buz Sawyer, Please Take My Last Card
I've Loved It Here But At My Door Life's Tapping
Got To Get It Together And See What's Happening

Get It Together, Get It Together
Get It Together
See What's Happening

(Buz)
"I've Know Lee and Lauren For Many Many Years
And We Are Lucking To Have Pride Them Loose From PDX"
That's An Intro Email I Wrote With Nouns And Verbs
Didn't Rhyme, And If You Don't Get It Y'all Are Herbs
Well, In This Case That 'H' Ain't Silent I Swear
It's All Part of A Spicy Flow For Your Derriere

(Me)
While We're On That Topic, Yes I Like To Mention
When It Comes To Running Shit, Buz Is Representing
Pacin', Honin', Talkin' On The Phone And
His Feet Up On The Table And I Don't Know Where It's Going
Talking Lots Of Game, A Little Skiin' On The Weekend
Grabbing Life By The Ba...Reigns, Wearing Glasses Not Geekin'
Well, He's A Funky Soul, And A Classy Dude
Still Hasn't Accepted My Friend Request On Facebook, Just Plain Rude
So Michelle Tanner And Buz, What You Think About That

(Buz)
Because I Had To Talk About The Graffiti That We See.
And When There Was 'Tagging' In The House, I'm Like Cut-It-Out
Because This Office Is More Like A Home
'Cause I Tell You Family Matters, 'Cause I'll Call Winslow Or Holmes
Hanging On One Five Zero Varick Street Between Spring and Vandam

(Me)
I'm From Long Island, Buz Reps Rochester
Yea, Buz, You're Not The Best You're Bester.
Managing Director In The Building And He Can't Be Beat
So, Yo Buz, What's Up With The Loafers On Your Feet

(Buz)
I've Got Black Leather On The Toes And This Is How It Goes
Oh 1990, Oh My God
Portland, Amsterdam, Oh My God, I've Done Some Stints
I've Taken Many Trips But NYC Is My Shit
Never Ever Ever Regretting Jack
Never Ever Ever Fucking Wack
I've Been Demystified For All The Haters
Listen To Me Now, Don't Listen To Me Later
'Cause I Know I'm Gonna Miss This Place For Real
But, Yo Whose Goddamn Phone Is Ringing During My Spiel

(Me)
Gonna Get It Together, Watch It, Gonna Get It Together, Buz Sawyer
I'm Like Buz Sawyer, I've Got The Ill Communications
Like Buz Sawyer, Got The Ill Communications
Like Buz Sawyer, Got The Ill Communications